Text 27 Jun 357 notes Ideas to make soccer more exciting

thefrogman:

  • Replace ball with live chicken
  • All players must wear heavy winter clothing
  • Replace referees with monkeys 
  • Replace players with monkeys
  • Make the ball 4 feet in diameter and fill it with helium
  • FIRE PITS!
  • Make the goals one foot wide and 40 feet tall
  • Sumo wrestlers as goalies. 
  • Every ten minutes a monster truck enters the pitch and tries to run over everybody 
  • RELEASE THE KRAKEN! 

Nota mental: es obligatorio e imperativo ponerlas en práctica xD

via thefrogman.me.
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  4. ishottheking reblogged this from bareshit and added:
    This needs to happen. Like, right now.
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  8. transfigure-this reblogged this from thefrogman and added:
    It’s nice to know I’m not...friggin world right now that just can’t stand
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  15. explosivecompulsive reblogged this from onmyowntwohands and added:
    not a soccer (or any other sport for that matter) fan but HELL YEAH RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
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  20. sofapizza said: sumo wrestlers attached to those cables they used in crouching tiger, hidden dragon. yessss.
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  24. steadyout reblogged this from thefrogman and added:
    Sorry, how is this going to work if...foor wide? Totally implausible.
  25. whoscultureisthis reblogged this from challengereality and added:
    mmm…i’d watch that…
  26. sweetdeliciousmilk reblogged this from thinningair and added:
    swimforyourlives:...Replace ball with live chicken All players must wear heavy winter...
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